Paving the runway

The act in which a woman massages the area above her clitoris. Especially when this area is shaved in the shaped called a "landing strip".

Michelle started paving the runway everytime she heard Ryan's name.

by dowaijdaoifgjoiaf April 13, 2010

dirty runway

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then titty fucks her leaving a skid mark between the breast.

Hey Dude, did you fuck your wife in the ass, then titty fuck her leaving a dirty runway?

by RW41 January 22, 2017

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

amish runway

The opposit of a landing strip. This is furry, unmanicured disaster.

Used in a sentence "I tried to go down on Martha, but she had an Amish Runway."

by Kirin sushitwink October 14, 2013

Runway pizza

The unfortunate result of a skydiving accident.

Did you hear Jim's chute failed to open? Yeah,
now he's runway pizza.

by John J. Leslie March 3, 2008

Hobo Runway

The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.

Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?

(car pulls up to John)

John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.

by hoboh8r December 29, 2010

greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 3, 2022