by Kevin Dinkleberry February 8, 2007
Get the rumplechunky mug.Occurs when small amounts of poop accumulate from not wiping well enough. Eventually the poop hardens into a crust. After an event that causes the individual to perspire the crust melts to form rumple butter. It is distinguishable by its intense odor that may resemble anything from a fresh turd to the bottle return room at your local grocery.
You're playing basketball with some friends and something begins to smell so bad that your gag reflex becomes an unavoidable reaction to the odor. You know that it's not a fart because although a fart may linger for a moment it eventually dissipates. You notice there is no trash or fecal matter present and you begin to deduce that this could be a classic case of rumple butter. Tell your stinky friend to clean their ass out. Rumple butter... Spread that on your toast in the morning... Mmmmm
by Sargeant Fupa December 2, 2009
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A rumblestelskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. It can be accompanied by a shit stain in the the underwear, that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it will take only 3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to smell your own brew, and by that time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestelskins can lead to having no friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. Eventually you'll commit suicide.
(Cabbage boy):"People can't stop running away from me, and think I shit my pants all the time."
(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."
(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to used tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.
(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestelskin."
(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."
(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to used tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.
(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestelskin."
by I'll fart on your mom. July 28, 2008
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Get the Rumpleskin mug.the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum
by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011
Get the rumple stiltskin mug.by mattayamalfi January 18, 2010
Get the rumbledethumps mug.Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?
Mark: that was YOUR merkin?
Michael: Yes.
Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.
Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!
Mark: that was YOUR merkin?
Michael: Yes.
Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.
Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!
by Merkindor December 14, 2010
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