Slow Roaster

Unlike a full "hard on" the penis stays in a half errect state for an extended period of time. You may feel like it wants to become harder more errect, however the penis stayed at the same "half boner" state unlil outside forces are acted upon it.

Dude, everytime that new girl from accounting walks by I get a slow roaster...I just need to fuck her!

by Scholly369 July 14, 2009

Roast

To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.

Noun form: the aforementioned joke, diss or comeback.

See also sizzle

"When Gonzo got drunk, he made fun of John's ugly-ass suit--it was a delicious roast."

by Creff von Crinklepants December 28, 2005

spit roast

Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.

Noun: The act off...

Verb: Would you like to spit roast me?

Noun: Last night, I had a spit roast

by Dick The Buttock Scruttock February 14, 2003

mexican spit roast

To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.

Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.

by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006

Split-roast

A mishearing of the term spit-roast, which refers to both a method of cooking food (on a spit), and a sexual position where a woman or a man is penetrated orally and vaginally/anally, reminiscent of the cooking method.

I'm going to split-roast a pig and then your mother.

by jcvamp December 13, 2019

rodas

A smart beautiful ass girl. She is the finest you’ll find and you’ll never forget her. But don’t mess with her cause your gonna lose. She is lowkey always stealing your our mazzz you’ll be lucky to catch her single.

“Dude, I found myself a Rodas ima snatch her before its to late.”

by Annominous1234 May 16, 2018

Roxanne

(This is more of a personal definition.) Roxanne is the best sister I could ever ask for. She makes every moment with her enjoyable. Occasionally, we argue, but afterwards, we're cool. She can have a short temper sometimes, just don't get on her bad side, or bother her while she's on her (.). I try to hug her, but she doesn't hug back everytime. I'm going to miss bugging her every day after I leave for college. And I know she'll miss me. But we'll always be together in our hearts. I love my sister Roxanne so much, I would take a bullet for her. I just don't think she'll understand that until we're older. If you're reading this, Roxanne. I LOVE YOU!

Roxanne is the best sister in the whole universe.

by DD's Bricks June 17, 2020