Romneycrate

The scandal surrounding Mitt Romney and the dog he crated and mounted to the top of his vehicle for a 5 hour trip to Canada in 1983. It has been reported the dog, an Irish Setter named Seamus, was so fearful that he defecated in the crate. Obviously a play on the words "Romney Gate".

The PETA people launched a campaign against Mitt Romney after the wide publicity of Romneycrate.

by creedlawofwny April 10, 2012

Romnesia

A mental disorder that allows you to saying absolutely anything to win an election. Even if you do not actually believe it, or have said said the opposite in the past.

When Mitt Romney says "I don't believe employers should tell someone whether they can have contraceptive care or not" in a debate, he is suffering from Romnesia.

by Pro-Planned Parenthood Girl October 19, 2012

Mitt Romney

A stupid NEO-CON (NEO-CONS ARE NOT REAL CONSERVATIVES) THAT FLIP FLOPS ON HIS POLICIES MORE THAN ROLLS OF FAT ON ROSIE O'DONNELL RACING TO THE NEAREST ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET

JASON: I LOVED THAT SPEECH THAT MITT ROMNEY GAVE
STAN: ARE YOU DEAF OR STUPID? THE GUY SAID THE OPPOSITE LAST WEEK OF WHAT HE SAID THIS WEEK
JASON: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT
STAN: EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF RON PAUL'S POLICIES AT LEAST HE'S BEEN CONSISTENT WITH THEM FOR OVER 30 YEARS, ROMNEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP A POLICY FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 22, 2012

Mitt Romney

To fuck someone after taking everything away from them.

When we get to the hotel room, I am gonna give you a Mitt Romney said the prostitute to the john.

by Bliff Blaffington July 6, 2012

Romnesia

a. The ability to pull a lie from the deep recesses of one's own ass in order to completely contradict your earlier recorded statements.

b. Coming off as an arrogant prick whenever your audience does not consist of the super-wealthy.

He forgot the password to his offshore bank accounts?? I think that fucker has Romnesia.

Before saying he'd be delighted to ban abortion in all circumstances, he said he would never waiver in his pro-choice positions. That fucker clearly has Romnesia.

by Danjak October 19, 2012

Romneying

Firing or laying off a large number of employees following a takeover of a company.

The bank is romneying over 400 people after the merger and I might be one of them.

by Lamedella April 7, 2012

Romnesia

(1) To flip-flop.

(2) To black out.

"If you say you're for equal pay for equal work, but you keep refusing to say whether or not you'd sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work -- you might have Romnesia."

"Man, I think I have Romnesia. I went out last night and when I woke up this morning, my dog was strapped to the roof of my car. No clue how it got up there."

by SeamusRomney October 19, 2012