Less Than Professional

A relationship where you are romantically involved with the other party.

Person 1: what's the deal with you and Sarah?

Person 2: Oh we're less than professional.

by Zeitgeist0190 January 15, 2009

Professional Wrestling

A sport meant more for entertainment then giving it your all. In most forms of professional wrestling, the outcomes of matches are planned ahead and dialogues are scripted. In some forms, however, it's actually based on competition and matches aren't planned--but you wont see that on television too much.

A lot of people like to watch Professional Wrestling

by Davey June 6, 2004

professional celebrity

A person who is famous for being famous, they have no actual tallent or use to society. There are many ways of becoming a professional celebrity, you can appear on TV shows, date somebody who is already famous, have lots of money, or you can get famous simply by having a lot of sex appeal!

Seeparis hilton, chantelle

person 1: Hey did you watch big brother... that chantelle woman became a celeb JUST because she was a housemate.

person 2: Yeah, shes a professional celebrity.

by Woodworm December 14, 2008

Professional Nobody

Someone who goes day in and day out without really having any goals or plans for the future. A professional nobody's day may consist of waking up, chilling with friends, eating something, smoking a joint and occasionally attending a minimum wage part-time job. They are usually nice people that tend to not be too serious or opinionated on any political, social, or religious standards. Some of them are in bands too, for they'd rather live off of doing a hobby than pursuing a long time career.

Dude 1: Hey bro you know if Donny's going to college anytime soon?

Dude 2: Probably never man, he's a professional nobody.

Dude 1: Alright, that's chill.

by Captain Fermzy February 19, 2011

professional protester

Any unemployed, fanatically Liberal protester, who spends an inordinate amount of time protesting the Republican wing. Often protests so frequently, they lose track of what they are actually protesting. Usually falls within the age range of 18-35. Descriptions include bad dye jobs, nasty facial piercings, and copious amounts of tacky tattoos. While adopting a "hippy-ish" style dresscode, and associated hygiene practices.

"Berkeley University in California, produces the highest number of professional protesters, in all United States."

by D. Gould February 15, 2006

young professional

A recent college graduate whose main objectives in life include: career advancement, becoming financially secure, spending too much of their yearly income on expensive clothing and maintaining a busy social life.

The young professionals drank martinis at the bar while comparing their Prada shoes and financial portfolios.

by John Kell September 10, 2005

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009