donk rocket

A donk rocket is when you are having anal sex and the person you are screwing farts, causing your penis to shoot out like a rocket.

"Dude, I shouldn't have let Annie eat beans last night."
"Why not?"
"She got really gassy and donk rocketed me like 5 times."

by petifatpapy October 18, 2009

rocket sauce

a term referring generally to sperm. This was most notably used by the popular band Tenacious D in their short-lived show on HBO.

Jables drank the magical rocket sauce in order to beat the demon.

by Philip J. April 24, 2004

spooge rocket

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region

when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.

by spank e monk e July 11, 2004

rocketmom

A rocketmom is a woman who, in spite of having given birth, has maintained a rocket body. Basically a MILF with a dynamite body.

Dude #1: "Look at Wendy over there - she has such a dynamite little body on her!"
Dude #2: "Can you believe she has three kids?"
Dude #1: "Are you SERIOUS!?! She's a fucking rocketmom!!!"

by Shitty McFartle September 12, 2005

Rocket Drop

A massive turd that shoots straight out the asshole as soon as one is seated on the shitter. Blasting like a Titan II rocket from a silo.

I no sooner was seated and I did the rocket drop. Straight out. No remnants and no splash down.

by Dick Onchin April 18, 2020

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.

by Paul June 12, 2005

Sausage Rocket

The midnight flight between McMurray and Toronto, which is almost always full of guys. Much like a sausage party.

Murray and Bruce quite enjoyed taking the ol' sausage rocket.

by sausage rocket express December 5, 2012