red headed roaster

When you have unprotected sex with a red headed girl with a STD usually herpes. Then once you get symptoms such as the burning sensation when you pee.

"Dude I banged Sara last weekend and now it burns when I pee!"

- you mean Sara that red headed roaster??

by Big Dick Dan January 1, 2014

Pot roast

The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.

I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...

by Honorarius January 28, 2006

roasted

get burned or told by(made fun of) a group of people

look at Ben's shoes" "he is about to get roasted bro"

by pauly d o ya February 26, 2011

spit roasted

The position when a woman is on her hands and knees with a guy behind her doing her doggie style while another male is in front of her and she is sucking on his penis. Looks very much like a pig being roasted on a spit.

Trixie was the life of the party when she was spit roasted in front of the crowd.

by Andy2T January 27, 2004

Roasted

In internet culture, being 'roasted' is when another member makes a witty comment or comeback upon oneself which is cause for all the preteens behind the screen to scream "OOOOOOOHHHHHH", postpubescents to nod in amusement and oneself to cringe in utter defeat.

See owned

MY NUGGET YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!
YAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

by Dat1guy69 January 25, 2016

roast

a roast is when you say a perfectly timed comeback that leaves your opponent speechless.

"bro, yo teeth as jacked up as Donald Trumps hairline."

"OOOH ROASTED"

by takemyadvicebtch July 12, 2016

Roastie

Middle aged Women who was very sexually active with many partners but now wants to get married and have kids, which is nearly impossible.

Bro: look at that cougar, bet shes DTF

Bro2: thats a roastie, ive seen her before, even if you taP that you will probably catch something

Bro: thanks dude

by DioDoomer January 9, 2020