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Wanna be roadman

These are usually year 7s-8s who act hard and wear puffer jackets but when they get in a fight they are likely to lose to a 10 year old
"What are you looking at pussio"
"A wanna be roadman who thinks their hard"
by Liz A british person May 14, 2022
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Roadmance

When you're stuck in traffic or just staring idly out the window at 100km/h and your gaze locks on to another car dweller for just the briefest yet longest of moments. A smile or slight nod may or may not make the two involved "official".
Steve had been riding shotgun all afternoon and was contemplating a short nap, however at the next traffic lights he suddenly found himself involved in a whirlwind roadmance with the Labrador in the next vehicle.
by stooged April 13, 2010
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roadman

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Person 1: "Oi look that's a roadman"
Person 2: "Bet they're thick as hell
by sccreeper June 6, 2020
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Roadman

Roadmen are evolved chavs who think they are hard and intimidating when it has the complete opposite affect. They wear puffa jackets, tracksuits and Nike air max's.

To be a Roadman and join the community, you must be dead in the head, speak like your from the ends. AKA the criptip language they use which makes them sound like losers. Also, they must speak in as deep voice as possible even if they have not hit puberty yet just to maintain the image of being this big intimidating thing.
If you want to get in a fight with one though, just insult their mum because thats the only person in the world they care about because they reassure them they aren't as dumb and not as much as a waste of space as everyone else thinks they are.
That Roadman is bare annoying.
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Roadman

Roadman ting
by itsyagurlllxoxo August 31, 2019
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Roadman

NOOO a roadman
by The ancient Terd February 11, 2019
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The roadman

A group of idiots who mob the anti-roadman
The roadman are a wannabe gang
the roadmap will mob you
by jam_23 August 2, 2019
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