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Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.
Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.
by Milkthistlemhu May 2, 2021
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Ritz

Ritz is slang for Ritalin. Ritz can help with ADHD to calm down and remember stuff and focus instead of being hyper and forgetful. Ritz goes great with booze. The combination of Ritalin and booze is called Ritabooze. Ritz can help you study for tests and do homework and things don't feel like it's either very fun or very boring with no in-between. There's more grey area to work with and more focus, but you got to clean your room, and then focus on your class work and homework. Ritz help with ADHD and things are no longer a struggle. There's also Mod (Modafinil) and Addy (Adderall), not just Ritz (Ritalin). Ritz and booze makes a great study combo and even a party combo. Rum and Ritz is also good. R and R is Rum and Ritalin.

Ritz can also refer to Ritz crackers. Ritz are circular in shape and salty and delicious. There's also Ritz with cheese on it or peanut butter on it.
Stan: I can finally study for the test. Thanks, Ritz!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 15, 2024
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Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.
If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.
by QuacksO April 21, 2024
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Ritz Savory Cracker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.
by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023
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ritz boy

The name given to those in the present who possess a severely cringey childhood
Person 1: "Oh my god did you see that photo of Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's clearly a ritz boy"
by wegg January 17, 2019
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Ritzing

A term used often in the 1920’s. This term is to indicate that someone is dressed rather fashionable.
“Yo Jamie I see you with those new Nikes! You’re Ritzing today.”

“I’m gonna have the best outfit tomorrow. I’m going to be putting on the Ritz
by Cowabungabummer October 4, 2021
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