Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.

Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!

by unnatural england August 15, 2009

pant ripper

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.

As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!

by Methane Queen November 22, 2011

Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

by Turdferguson October 8, 2015

Spine Ripper

A bowel movement so large that it feels like it rips your spine out of place.

Oh man! The day after Thanksgiving, I pushed out a massive Spine Ripper!

by Canky June 19, 2021

'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper

A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.

1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.

2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...

3. Couchripper has come online.

by Fuckin Chad July 6, 2008

little ripper

Said in Australia when something comes good for you.

When betting on the Greyhounds: "Go you, little ripper!"

by Diego September 20, 2003

bodice ripper

A "romantic" but risque novel aimed at a female audience; refers to the buxom women who decorate the covers, along with the dark, handsome, and wealthy male

I went to the bookstore in the airport, but all they had were bodice rippers

by Cornholio September 25, 2003