Jack the Butthole Ripper

When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man

Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.

by ThatKidLaHue November 20, 2011

Riplee

The most genuine person you will ever meet. Riplee is sweet and caring, the best looking guy at the bar, romantic, dreamy, loving, and just an absolute darling. But there's another side to this charmer, he's also sarcastic, feisty, and can fight! In fact, he enjoys a good fight now and again. Riplees ususally possess extraordinary musical talent, and can pretty much be a rockstar. Riplee goes very well with Jennifer

Did you see that guy at the bar last night? He was a total catch, must have been a Riplee!

by idiotdogbrain October 15, 2011

ringtone rapper

1. Hook-centric one-hit wonders who get famous off of one shitty, catchy, boastful song that everyone likes to listen to when they're drunk, high, or a combination of both. They sell more ringtones than albums, are proud of it, and then usually disappear within a couple of months. After that they can be seen walking around the mall hoping they'll be recognized. Parking lot pimping, indeed.

2. Souja Boy, Mims, J-Kwon, Flo Rida, Rich Boy, etc.

1. Did you hear that new song "Play-Dough" by Lil' Money Getta? It goes like, "You gay, ho. Bitch, gimme my Play-Dough." That shit is sooooooo tight. I'm gonna make it my ringtone.

Fuck Lil' Money Getta. He's a ringtone rapper.

2. I saw that nigga Mims trying to hustle his new album in the 7-11 parking lot, talkin' 'bout, "All I ask for is a ten dollar donation."

by Jeffrey T January 16, 2008

Ripe Banana Peel Back

The back and forth hand action of a hand job given to a man with a erect, curved, and uncircumsized penis.

Lou's girlfriend offered to give him a hand job while driving home from the party. She whipped out his throbbing hard cock and gave him a Ripe Banana Peel Back.

by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009

bootleg rapper

"A person who spends time spamming you and I their shitty songs".

Modernwarnegro: "aye mama I'm gonna drop out of school to join YMCMB". Mom: No son of mine is gonna be a bootleg rapper

by RxG yumi November 24, 2013

crying throwing up ripping my hair out

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.

Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex

by simp for killua October 15, 2021

Wannabe Rapper

A person (male/female) that acts like they can rap but when they try they find out they are cringy as Hell .

Or a wannabe Rapper can shortly be described as Nick Cannon

Damn he is just a wannabe Rapper !

by Cody the badass December 31, 2019