Ron Rico

An over 100-year old brand of rum produced by premium-spirits company Beam, Inc.

Hey, pour me some Ron Rico.

by AZDPC1 March 10, 2012

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Puerto Rico

A cool island where cool people are from.

Rico is from Puerto Rico.

by Fuck the mexicans July 24, 2008

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Puerto Rico

Island in the Caribbean.
See paradise.

I'd rather work in Puerto Rico than take my vacation in here.

by midwestDude April 15, 2006

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Riding Rico

When engaging in a pleasant and jovial jaunt in an automobile with friends, one "rides Rico" by hanging off the back bumper (usually on a pick-up truck), thus placing oneself in mortal peril.

"Yo Fatty Pants, ol' Maxie J. was riding Rico and he split his dome on a fence post!"
"That crRAAAAaAZy ass mothaf--"
"SHUT YO' MOUTH!"

by Bertrude F. Parsleypants September 10, 2006

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rico suave

Latin lover type with greesed hair, gold chains, flowing shirt, the whole bit. Said person usually has largely inflated ego and a slight lisp.

Hey, check out rico suave over there...

by Katy! February 5, 2006

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Get the rico suavemug.

The island of enchantment. An island with over 270 miles of amazingly beautiful beaches. The culinary capital of the Caribbean. Famous for its seductive nightlife. Home to endless natural beauty. Home and birthplace of Barcardi and Medalla. Birthplace of Salsa. And home to the most good-looking and happiest people on Earth.

Ignore any pointless definitions. They were written mostly by ignorant, stupid, hillbilly, redneck incompetents who were probably born on shitty land-locked states, probably haven't been further than 10 miles from the most insignificant town of (insert shitty, useless town name here) on which they were born, and the closest they have been to a beach is a toad infested lake.

Puerto Rico does it better.

by CivilizedPerson September 4, 2013

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