Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.
Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
by high-tech redneck August 26, 2009
Usually an old man that fantasizes about sodomizing young children a terrible sight to see. Seen a lot in family guy portraying the typical pedophile who is 60+ years old.
by Sproondizzles March 23, 2010
by Turtle Words January 28, 2021
People who during their youths were very adventurous and often participated in crazy activities but have since matured and have grown out of the so called "wild child" phase.
Someone not interested in college parties because they partied so much in high school.
"Don't you know? Insert name isn't going to the party because he/she is a retired wild child.
"Don't you know? Insert name isn't going to the party because he/she is a retired wild child.
by Arcane Persona September 13, 2009
A person who once was sad and now is independent. A retired emo kid use to listen to: Dashboard Confessional, The Get Up Kids and Taking Back Sunday. Being retired, they have now turned indie and listen to bands such as: Broken Social Scene, The Drums and Foals.
"Dude, remember when Brad use to listen to that depressing whiny music?"
"Yea, he was a real funkiller."
"For sure. But, I ran into him the other day and he's all indie now."
"Guess he's a retired emo kid."
"Yea, he was a real funkiller."
"For sure. But, I ran into him the other day and he's all indie now."
"Guess he's a retired emo kid."
by Dangercartattacks November 30, 2010
This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
When a person with a job/career they hate realizes that they have wasted their life and decides to kill themself, usually by shooting themself in the head.
by Desk zombie June 8, 2017