Ramones

the original and best punk rock band. Formed in New York City in 1974, when rock'n'roll and pop was full of depressing shit (this was after the Beatles broke up), the Ramones wanted to bring the excitement back to rock'n'roll music. And they did! Oh yeah! Rock'n'roll was revitalized and fun again and would be until the mid 90s. I saw this band 4 times before they broke up in 1996. They ALWAYS played different setlists and they always delivered first-rate rock'n'roll. Today's poser punk bands do not measure up to these guys. LONG LIVE THE RAMONES!

Check out their anthology "Hey! Ho! Let's Go!" and their live album "Loco Live". This is the first band to be officially labeled as "punk", and they're still better than the rest (although there have been many other great punk bands since the Ramones, too!). .

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

The Wart Remover

To remove a wart or mole on a girl's face by giving her a facial and aiming for the blemish, and then immediately shoving her into an industrial freezer. When it is completely frozen you take her out and chip it off.

My ex girlfriend had 3 brown eyes until I gave her the wart remover.

by Coldbeverage213 April 26, 2010

do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?

Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.

by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016

remote

Adjective:

1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.

2. isolated, inaccessible

3. (Of a chance) frail, slim, marginal

4. cold, distant, aloof

Noun:
Abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.

Could you pass me the remote? From here it's remote and the chances that I can reach it are very remote.

by Lorelili April 3, 2011

The Ramones

one of the first punk bands ever, often considered to be the creators of punk

kkk took my baby away
fifth street fuck (often called blitzkrieg bob)
i want to be sedated

by monkey fucker August 31, 2003

Heineken Remover

The drunk version of the Heimlich Maneuver. Coined one night during a party in the woods by a drunk party attendee when some one started choking on a joint, then drank some beer too quickly and started choking.

This was followed with 20 years worth of ball busting and made a great story.

"Hey, you better stop choking or I will have to give you the Heineken Remover to save you"

by formfeeder July 24, 2008

Remontada

The most annoying word to any PSG fan

Barca perform the greatest remontada of all time, after a 6-1 victory!

by Cristiano Jr. July 7, 2020