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Muddy Rudder

Either a hetero or homosexual maneuver where subject is railed up the crap-hole and then mushroom- slapped across the face with the shit-covered dong in a side-to-side motion.
Dude, I totally gave her the "Muddy Rudder" and she didn't even complain.
by DudeMcSweet July 13, 2003
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Rude Boy

Along with his female counterpart -the Rude Girl- 'Rudys' as they are called in the ska scene were developed by the first ska bands to mimic the depression(or) post war gansters of america. The word 'Rude' is refrenced to Jamaican culture where it is slang for mischevious or obscene.

A Rude Boy's attire would include a white button up and thin tie under a closed black blazer top with matching dress pants, A Black Ferdora with an occasional white stripe of fabric, and to top it off, sunglasses and classy skankin' boots- or loafers.

Normally associated with the traditional two-tone ska scene, Rude Boys can now be seen as a nostalgic tribute for the more modern 3rd wave ska followers.
Him: "I think this guy showed up at the wrong joint, whys he wearing sunglasses?"
That Guy: "He's gotta be a Rude Boy"
Him: "..."
That Guy: "does he have a 9mm?"
Him: "AND a 3-piece suit"
That Guy: "Yup hes gotta be a Rude boy"
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rudeboy

1. An avid listener of ska music, especially that of "traditional" and "2-tone" waves of ska.
2. A "gangster" (not to be confused with a "gangstah") usually dressed in a suit and "gangster hat" or bowler; a trouble maker of the 1960's-1980's. (often British "gangsters").
3. The original definition, Jamaican gangsters, boys who caused trouble and were known as "rude" because of their attitudes.
1. Check out that rudeboy skank to the ska music!
2. Wow that rudeboy has some really slick gangster clothes, I want a hat like that!
3. That rudeboy down the street was just arrested again!
by Aquacadet Matt February 7, 2004
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Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder

The Dutch rudder taken to its logical conclusion. Where a double Dutch rudder involves two participants, and a TDR involves three, the Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder involves twelve participants standing in a circle. Each participant holds his member with his right hand, and the man to his lefts right elbow with his left hand. By this means each person can move his neighbour's right arm up and down, essentially masturbating him, but without the gayness of touching another man's penis.
Headline in The Sun newspaper; "England football team + referee involved in Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder - still claim football is not gay."

Scott's mum: "Scott, you need help for your Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder addiction."
Scott: "If twelve men ejaculating together is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
by Big Pimp Daddy June 2, 2010
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Carlin Rudder

Having someone help complete the act of masturbation by pushing back and forth on the males forearm using their foot, while the male holds his own penis. Most of the time this is preformed in a single wide trailer with one or both of the participants wearing cowboy boots.
My buddy Clay gave me a wicked hard Carlin Rudder last night.
by nvminer October 16, 2010
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Rude Awakening

When you are finally awakened by a shocking truth
I had a rude awakening of how much sexy and hot I am
by Crapcrab October 22, 2016
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Double Dutch Rudder

The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.

...or you're just jerking off your friend.
example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.
by JackCityByatch February 26, 2009
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