rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)

John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.

by weyus May 7, 2020

rational fear

A reaction about a real threat where we have to protect ourselves, something that we are consciously aware of. It comes from the human brain and is brought about by genetics. This kind of fear keeps us alert and can be somewhat of a challenge. However, an irrational fear is something we fear, even though there is no direct link or threat to us.

An example of a rational fear is being scared of getting eaten alive by a pack of wolves. An example of a irrational fear is public speaking.

by whatever bitch idc dude August 10, 2020

Ratiosexual

i. A person who is uncannily given to making takes and airing dumb opinions that consistently gets ratio’d on Twitterand other social media.

ii. One who gets off by getting brutally ratio’d all the time on Twitter.

Iyin’s ass must be exhausted from doing all his talking; such a ratiosexual.

His tweets are so dumb, a fridge would ratio him. A true ratiosexual!

by aurelius_0xWar June 12, 2022

Toiletpaper rationing

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.

John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.

by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013

Great rationalizer

one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known

James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 6, 2016

crippling rationality

the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression

"why did you kill yourself?"
"cuz its more reasonable than living, I have crippling rationality"

by dablord69 October 23, 2017

Parody Rationality

Parody Rationality, also Mock Rationality, is the act of mocking rationality or rationalism in a satirical way. Parody Rationality can refer to criticism to excess of rationality or rationalism and it can also refer to the idea of use nonsense rationality and arguments in order to criticize excess of rationalism or even to the use of alternative forms of rationality, mainly appealing to spirituality and esoterics in order to criticize positivism, materialism or scientism. Parody rationality often seeks to chalenge rationality and rationalists but it can also have different purposes and goals.

“Parody rationality is really good to mess with neopositivists and with people who thinks literally everything should be based on rationalism, neopositivism and scientism. But it’s necessary to know how to use it for avoid situations like post-modernism usually to lead even parody rationality can be considered as a post-modernist creation as well.

by Full Monteirism April 29, 2021