molly rant

A strong, determined, directed rant on par with Gordon Mah Ung.

That was a total molly rant!

by eeeezzzzeeee November 1, 2007

Cunt Rant

To rant on something/someone in a complaining, angry manner. Usually the word cunt rant is front of it to show that it is indeed a cunt rant.

CUNT RANT! I fuckin downloaded the L4D2 noSteam torrent, installed it, and it didn't even play! I spent 8 hours downloading it, and it says I ain't got the appropriate permissions! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU-------

by BlackHOUND August 15, 2010

rant

word used when extremly annoyed

maccas and gilly are competeing in ancient history exam. when maccas find out gilly beat him by 2 marks he yells
"RANT"

by baldeagle111 April 3, 2009

Rant

--1.
-a novel by Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club)

--2.
-the titular character of the novel of the same name. His real name is Buster L. Casey but his nickname "Rant" came from a childhood prank involving animal organs which resulted in numerous people getting sick. As each person threw up, they made a sound that resembled the word "rant," which became a local synonym for "vomit" and Buster's nickname.
He starts a tooth fairy scheme involving gold pieces which changes the economy of his town, deliberately gets bitten by spiders, snakes, coyotes, etc. until he gets rabies, spreads it other ppl and then moves to the big city where he participates in a demolition derby known as "Party Crashing".

--3.
-to throw up or vomit. originates from the book "Rant".

--1.
Guy 1: I like Fight Club.
Guy 2: Read Rant.
Guy 1: Why? Reading is stupid.
Guy 2: No U. (wins argument)

--2.
Tyler: I remember Rant Casey. He personally gave me rabies.
Jack: Bull****. You just want to be famous by association with Rant. You never actually met him did you?
Tyler: Actually I did. He had jet-black teeth, and rumor has it that he invented Party Crashing. (wins a gold coin dated 1887)

--3.
Girl 1: Holy crap I feel sick.
Girl 2: Yeah, what's up?
Girl 1: I think I'm gonna rant.
Girl 2: No U. (wins NOT-VOMIT)

by Raye Penbar December 20, 2008

Horse Rant

To have an obsession and feel the need to comment over something (i.e Liverpool fc) This act is carried out usually to and gain more friends on Facebook.

Did you hear that guy go on about the game last night. He was "Horse Ranting"

by Mr zzz March 15, 2011

tole-rant

A tole-rant is a constructive rant. Rather than ranting about everything that is wrong in the world, tole-ranters speak from the heart about social problems and point to potential solutions.

She went into a tole-rant about homophobia so I changed my mind

by shutitoff September 14, 2010

Rant and rave

To get very upset about something and throw an adult tantrum. angry, get angry, upset, throw a fit, fuss, tantrum, tantrump, temper tantrum, temper tantrump, rant, rail against, yell, scream, rage, temper

I can't believe the commentator had to rant and rave about such a benign issue.

by joecoolthefool July 27, 2016