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Randomitis

An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!
Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…

Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…

Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…

Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’

Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...

Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
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Pandatheistic Randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.
He follows the religion of pandatheistic Randomism
by Nicky Dover January 27, 2007
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Pandatheistic Randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.
He follows the religion of pandatheistic Randomism
by Nicky Dover January 25, 2007
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randomsaga

This adjective is created by merging the words 'random' and 'saga'.
It is used occasionally to predefine a tale and incite interest as usually first you will have to explain the term to your audience. Commonly it means a series of events that undeniably meet the criteria for random, haphazard hilarity.
1. Hey, gey this guys, was such a randomsaga. Jez and I... sorry? What's a...? Oh, well a randomsaga is...

2. Jeremy and I were in town and an old lady lost control of her zimmer frame and we jumped on as it rolled down the hill and went on glorious adventures to Sweden with a talking apple, etc.
by Ikara Khoen November 25, 2004
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randominisation

In a conversation about cars someone yells out spoons. That was randominisation.
by Brendon Barry August 26, 2005
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randomnal

something that is both random and original.
What you just said was so randomnal.
by Amu :D January 17, 2009
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Randomizer

(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.
Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.
by Cryonaka November 27, 2011
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