You live with racoons

when sad white nerds try and rap by using the worst rhymes ever linked such as "gay, say, gay"

if you ever rap like this simply accept the enevitability and kill yourself
your like a firt in a cartoon and you live with racoons.
by ubbey road May 26, 2006
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The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.
Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.
by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009
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Racoon Shoulder Jim

A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology
Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times
by Dylan Pags June 05, 2007
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Sly racoon

A racoon,tht is sly. Or a term or expression used when, you see fit.Sly racoon is a nota general term but an expression,to be used with great cautio.
U sly racoon, would be a way of expressing that term.
by Yeh rite, August 13, 2005
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mexican racoon

invented by john foley where you punch her in both her eyes give her black eyes then pour salsa all over her body
jeff black mexican racooned his dog bagel it was real weird
by Drew Spath February 27, 2008
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Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023
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Der Lil Racoon

the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.
Oh sh*t, the Der Lil Racoon is packing heat!
by Eliteperkele February 07, 2023
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