You live with racoons

when sad white nerds try and rap by using the worst rhymes ever linked such as "gay, say, gay"

if you ever rap like this simply accept the enevitability and kill yourself

your like a firt in a cartoon and you live with racoons.

by ubbey road May 30, 2006

The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

Racoon Shoulder Jim

A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology

Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times

by Dylan Pags October 23, 2007

Sly racoon

A racoon,tht is sly. Or a term or expression used when, you see fit.Sly racoon is a nota general term but an expression,to be used with great cautio.

U sly racoon, would be a way of expressing that term.

by Yeh rite, September 7, 2005

mexican racoon

invented by john foley where you punch her in both her eyes give her black eyes then pour salsa all over her body

jeff black mexican racooned his dog bagel it was real weird

by Drew Spath February 27, 2008

Racoon giwrgos

Racoon giwrgos is the BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD fr

Racoon giwrgos is so hot
Can't disagree

by ZELEDAKI February 27, 2022

racoonizer

A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.

girl: Humm that was sooo good!

guy: I know.

girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer

by karinep05 June 15, 2009