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pitchforks and knives

When one kicks another when down. When life is tough and you express it to someone so that someone makes it tougher.
Olivia told Mark she saw her grandpa had slit his throat when she came home, but Mark greeted her with pitchforks and knives when he called her a liar.
by sound recollection November 25, 2025
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Transylvanian Pitchfork

A sexual act wherein a male insert his penis and each testicle into three seperate women, preferably of Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude, should I Transylvanian Pitchfork my girlfriend and her two sisters?
by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018
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Transylvanian Pitchfork

A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!
by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018
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Devils Pitchfork

Like a devils threesome except with 3 guys and 1 girl.
Brad and Kevin’s friend Matt showed up, so our devils three-sum turned into a devils pitchfork.
by Marcrombie August 21, 2021
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raining pitchforks and nigger babies

to rain very hard with large rain drops.
"This morning it was raining pitchforks and nigger babies."
by gingerdaddy69 December 4, 2023
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carolina pitchfork

When 4 guys measure their flaccid penises together at room temperature to see who’s is the longest.
I was the winner of the Carolina Pitchfork.
by Cheezybuiscuits March 5, 2024
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Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.
As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.
by Totallynottom January 26, 2025
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