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The Punjabi Biscuit

This sexual act is to be used to spice things up in the bedroom, typically prior to coitus. Items needed-Curry, a tarp, and a large turkey baster. The act- the woman needs to assume the face down doggy style position, being sure to arch her back as to expose her vagina as much as possible. The man will now insert the turkey baster filled with curry into the woman’s vagina. Expel the curry into her and remove the baster. By this time, she should be squirming with excitement, and spice. Now, all the man has to do is enjoy eating her vagina while she queefs delicious curry into his mouth. Bon appetite!
Things have been dull in the boudoir for some time now. So the couple tried the Punjabi Biscuit and their love life is spicier than ever!
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punjaban 

1. Muteaar teen girl of state Punjab India
2. Beauty of Punjaab
3. Queen of Gidha
I want to go out a muteaar not...a buddi with few teeth in her mouth
punjaban by Dilpreet October 30, 2004

punkabilly 

A type of music stemming from Rockabilly, the earliest form of rock, a distinct combination that includes blues, bluegrass, and even country. Punkabilly is a fusion of the 1950s Rockabilly and hard 1980s punk rock.

Often confused with Psychobilly, although this form of music is a fusion of Rockabilly and 1970s British punk rock, and is traditionally characterized by references to horror films, violence and obscene sexuality.
Punkabilly's my favorite genre.
punkabilly by ComaCat May 24, 2006

Punjab lasso 

noose. used to kill people.
phantom of the opera, erik is an expert at throwing a punjab lasso- you are dying before you realize he found you.
Punjab lasso by kira bates July 2, 2008

corculis punjai 

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.
Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.
corculis punjai by Phartman July 9, 2004

Punjabbed 

When an East Indian person punches you out.
Sanjit is not your typical Indian woman. Her husband Apu tried to physically abuse her but instead, she punjabbed} his [ass so bad to the point that he spent a few days in the hospital.
Punjabbed by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017
A term originally coined by 'tamzarian', often used in the same way as 'Pwned' or 'Owned'. Not known by n00bs of any kind, 'Pwnjabi'd' can usually be used by Elites in place of many words. 'Pwnjabi'd' can be pronounced similar to the following: 'Poon-Job-Eeed'
Wow, n00b, you just got Pwnjabi'd. Should have bent over and taken it like a man!
pwnjabi'd by tamzarian July 11, 2006