Gump puffing

(noun)
/slang, bedroom mischief

A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.

Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.

Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.

Her attempt at gump puffing turned into an unexpected symphony.

Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.

We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.

by not mitchell April 13, 2025

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Pussy puffing

Smoking weed through your vagina much like butt chugging effects take place very quickly

Eh bro why you need this weed ? Ahh you know Becky wants to try pussy puffing

by Rt_josh May 9, 2018

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Puffed Illoons

Bread doe made into scone shapes (circle) and fried until golden brown. Scoffins

Those Puffed Illoons are yummy.

by Struth Bloke February 18, 2010

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Cheese Puffed

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.

I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.

by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

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