prunce

When you have to shit really bad and not all of it makes it into the toilet.

I had too many tacos last night and prunced my way to the toilet leaving a trail of turds in my wake.

by amikalenoodlemyer May 4, 2010

Printing

When you are carrying a gun, knife, any weapon concealed, but it prints through thinner layers of clothing.

I was carrying a big pistol this afternoon; big mistake. It got hot, I took off my jacket and it started printing through my shirt.

by ChCx91 February 21, 2011

fax no printer

Basically saying that its all truth no bs

Bro he's is hot fax no printer

by charlitttyy May 16, 2020

Printing Bandit

A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.

Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!

Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."

Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"

Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"

by bomcara October 6, 2009

Prenticle

When you get your head stuck in a cat flap

Ralph: "Did you hear about Dave?"
Jake: "No! What Did he do?"
Ralph: "He did a prenticle!"
Jake: "Standard Dave, lol".

by ralph17ralphy December 26, 2011

Pluntkin

A very precise sexual act which can only occur on Halloween or during Mardi Gras. While dressed in a pumpkin costume, a man takes a poop, and during this lights up a fat blunt and receives a blowjob. These simultaneous actions are known as a pluntkin, not to be mistaken for the simple blumpkin.

Jim, wearing his new pumpkin outfit, headed into the shitter. While squeezing one out, he lit up that ounce blunt he had been saving in his back pocket for a special moment, and soon after taking that first hit, he shocked to find Sarah opening the bathroom door, getting on her knees, and begin giving him a pluntkin.

by pluntmaster January 27, 2009

prentis

Amazingly "blessed" in bed. Their partner is in for a surprise under the covers. Also really funny and agressive with a secret romantic side.

I got me a prentis bishes

by Thotspot December 23, 2014