pretzel logic

fallible, twisted or circular resaoning that when dissected is wrong, does not make sense or does not explain the situation rationally.

Alleged presence of WMDs in Iraq, when explained in full with all the facts known after the fact, show that that the explanation of WMD being present in Iraq is pretzel logic or nonsense.

by sleepingdog April 4, 2009

potzer

From the chess-related movie Searching for Bobby Fischer. The correct spelling is actually "patzer," and it's a derogatory name for a weak player. The term was revived in the Kevin Smith film, Chasing Amy

Don't be a complete fucking potzer like you were last night

by BankyTheHack April 24, 2003

Pretzellation

Pretzellation is when a group of arse-licking people are friends with each other and are so far up each others arses they are entangled in a pretzel formation

Girl 1: those three are such arse-lickers
Girl 2: i know, talk about pretzellation

by Twisted_Nath October 7, 2008

Protastic

The act of being awesome.

You are so protastic.

by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

protapriga

One of African descent that has overcome the obstacles of daily life and amass computer programming skills. "Computer Programming Nigga" condensed to a one word form.

Jamaal went to school to become an engineer, but later decide to become a protapriga.

by enginigger January 17, 2009

pretzel party

When two or more dogs take shits next to each other at the same time.

Louie and Butters just had a pretzel party in Matt's bedroom

by thereisnomafia April 26, 2014

Pretzel bites

A playful sex act that involves biting into the soft, salty and sweet lips of your partner after they've eaten a chocolate-covered pretzel.

Shannon loved getting pretzel bites at work, but not as much as Ben did.

by Puntmuffer September 24, 2017