preston

how to describe preston? he lights up your day when you hear his soft voice.no matter how fucked up your life his,taking to him makes you escape your real world,reality,the present,what ever you call it, you escape it with him and it makes you love him with your very last breath.no matter the between you and him,wether you just got off the phone with him or just got on the phone with him,it feels like he is with you always,like he somehow made his way into your lonely heart and slowly grew his own piece into it.he just makes you just feel alive and young,your never insecure with him,even if you have them,he breaks down your walls and somehow you find yourself fully open to him.he makes the funny jokes i mean like borderline cringe but you find yourself laughing with him so you can hear his soft laugher in return.he just makes you want to repeat some of your best memories you made together.he makes you crazy,like staying up for hours at night just to talk or laugh,counting down to till midnight together on new years and preston screaming i love you into the darkness in the middle of the night just for you,he didn’t care how dumb he looked doing it,he just cared about making you feel loved and special by screaming it out to the world. and so they say,love makes you do crazy things and loving a preston,you do crazy things all the time,but you do it all just to end the day,by hearing him say “i love you” into the phone (:

girl 1: *shows picture of preston* to other girls

girl 2: he is hot omgg

girl 3: omg his genetics do be spicy doe *grools*

girl 1: well preston is my guy :)

by yazisntbasic January 14, 2021

priest

A boy who, in the RC church, enters a seminary where, without having acquired sufficient understanding, he vows to abstain from women and healthy sexual desires. Upon ordiantion a few years later he is inflicted upon the world, still no wiser and only a little better educated, where he is treated by believers as though he is God incarnate. This combination of twisted sexuality and superhuman authority was the cause of the disaster that has befallen so many children throughout the Catholic world.

All priests are perverts, Q.E.D.

by Andrew Strand February 18, 2007

Prestojacamo

Noun; A Polish magician noted for her infamous dissapearing act. Term Prestojacamo has become a magician's saying in recent memory to the affect of "Voila!" or "Ta Da!"

"And Prestojacamo! harper had a girfriend!"

"Did he tell you about that dissapearing trick Prestojacamo pulled after the third date?"

by Jon Beech August 29, 2006

Preston Pitbull

A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.

"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick

by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009

Preston

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is kind, funny, handsome, smart, caring. He values his friends and family over everything and would do just about anything for them. He can be goofy at times but he also knows when to be serious. Preston has gorgeous blue eyes, perfect lips for kissing, and the cutest dimples in his cheeks when he smiles. He also gives the best hugs and is a great cuddle buddy. When your with Preston you won’t wanna leave and if your away from him for more than one second your heart will ache for him. His big heart and outgoing personality makes him easy to fall for. If you find a Preston, don’t ever let him go..

Danggg is that a Preston? He’s such a great guy!

by PrestonsLove January 5, 2019

Prestige Worldwide

From the 2008 comedy film 'Stepbrothers' starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Ferrell and Reilly's characters create an "international global band" called Prestige Worldwide. The film and term have since gained a cult following

Let's make a band, but don't give it an ordinary name, it'll be called Prestige Worldwide

by BigDave853 September 5, 2013

Priest kink

Something egg has.

“Did you see that thayne guy i definitely have a Priest Kink for him lol’

‘Egg this is a funeral’

by FatAlfredFatFattyFat June 4, 2021