Procrastishopper

The person who procrastinates by shopping.

Kali is a procrastishopper.

by kdupter279 November 3, 2013

Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.

I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.

by BVids November 5, 2013

procrastintoxication

The act of putting off work to drink or become otherwise intoxicated.

I was going to write my paper, but I practiced procrastintoxication by smoking weed instead. Homework can wait!

by jaimethelion March 30, 2015

procrastidontist

A dentist who specializes in people who put off getting their teeth fixed until a dental emergency.

John waited so long to get his sore tooth looked at that he had to go to a procrastidontist.

by Kurick May 14, 2015

procrastitorium

A place where your hobby or project has stalled

I am going into my procrastitorium looking for some inspiration to continue my project

by zppz May 24, 2015

procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015

procrastipay

Avoiding paying for something, usually with a silver tongue and unfilled promises.
Often seen when joining a club or class, procrastipayers just want to "try it out" before they buy and eventually people forget.

"Let's try everything!"
"I can't afford that…"
"don't worry, just procrastipay!"

by Lathius-eribius December 8, 2015