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Procrastinating

Ironically what both you and I are doing right now! Common for long nights of studying for chemistry, math, English, Spanish, and eventually caving in to the crap that is public school and college. I am procrastinating while writing a definition of procrastinating. You were the one to look up procrastinating in the first place, so you don't even need a definition, although I gave it to you anyway.
Procrastinating: What you were doing while reading that long ass definition!

What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.

Should probably get to work now...
by CookPu69 January 15, 2014
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Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating
I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"
by jayanator May 10, 2011
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Procrastibaking

Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.
Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.
by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022
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Procrastibaking

The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.
I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."
by Thechristain_girl May 30, 2024
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Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.
Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.
by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011
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Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...
I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!
by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013
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procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.
Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!
by CJ Moose January 14, 2016
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