by dicktoe August 30, 2016
Get the Procrastibatemug. To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013
Get the Procrastibatemug. To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.
Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012
Get the Procrastibatemug. by Billgoatireland September 24, 2018
Get the Procrastibationmug. 'What are you doing right now?'
'I'm procrastibating.'
'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'
'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'
'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
'I'm procrastibating.'
'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'
'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'
'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017
Get the Procrastibationmug. Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"
Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"
"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"
"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017
Get the Procrastibationmug. I was procrastibating but i only lasted 5 minutes
by 696969696969yomum November 20, 2018
Get the Procrastibatingmug.