Procrastibate

Delay or postpone action by choosing to bash one out instead.

If I didn't procrastibate so much, I would get a lot more done.

by dicktoe August 30, 2016

Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.

John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"

by TChao November 12, 2013

Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.

Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.

by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012

Procrastibation

Wanking to avoid work and chores or to pass the time

Man final year exams are coming up but all i have achieved are hours of procrastibation!!

by Billgoatireland September 24, 2018

Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.

'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'

by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017

Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.

Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"

by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017

Procrastibating

When you procrastinate on cumming Whilst masturbating buy not trying to finish off

I was procrastibating but i only lasted 5 minutes

by 696969696969yomum November 20, 2018