Person 1: “Yo bro wanna hop in on this rotation?”
Person 2: “I wish I could but i’m on probation :(“
Person 2: “I wish I could but i’m on probation :(“
by BangSosa300 May 31, 2018
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1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011
Get the lighter probation mug.1. A company or non-profit organization set up to serve the egos of its founder(s). All of its activities, while often disguised as doing "good" for society, tech start-ups, the poor, etc., is done to enhance, flatter and inflate the founder's overly important fragile self-image of him or herself.
It's obvious the tech accelerator is solely a narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV). Its website mentions its founder 95 times and only has videos of young women talking breathlessly about its 'genius' founder - - yet 99 % of its 'members' are dudes.
by clairvoyant512 February 23, 2018
Get the narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV) mug.When someone in a relationship is very very angry at the other person because they've done something horrible, but is still in love with them so they don't really want to break up. they go on a probation relationship where theyre still together, but not talking. kind of like being on a break.
by Amber knows who this is. November 17, 2010
Get the probation relationship mug.Being promoted to a position that sucks worse than your current position. Your new title may include such misleading terms as "senior" or "manager" but in fact mean more hours for less pay and a false sense of moving forward in the company.
low guy on totem pole: Hey Stu, congrats on your promotion demotion last week!
Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!
Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!
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jessica:wats wrong wit u know?
sully:uh,i need a shit.........of epic proportions!
jessica:wats wrong wit u know?
sully:uh,i need a shit.........of epic proportions!
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