Proactiv Solution

Stupid shit that costs way too much. Doesn't do shit. I hate it.

Dude, did you try that Proactiv?
Yeah, it didn't do shit. I hate it.
Oh.

by Captain Chad February 3, 2005

Poarch Monkey

Poarch Monkey isn't a racial term. Nigger is.

What can I get you my little Poarch Monkey? It's okay, I'm taking it back.

by SlyCrime August 11, 2006

Procrabsterbating

Avoiding one's responsibilities by masturbating in the crab core position.

Dude, I've been procrabsterbating instead of doing my paper

by JFresh1117 October 11, 2011

Poarch Monkey

Slang term for a good-for nothing, lazy-ass, nigger.

Those Damn Poarch Monkeys.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006

prarie dog

In a cube farm at work when something loud happens and all the heads pop up over the edges of the partitions

Dude, when Andrew started cursing at James, everybody started prarie dogging it to see if they would come to blows...

by Slack October 23, 2007

proadcast

Largely used in reference to radio programming that is broadcast live and also recorded for podcast download. (Broadcast + Podcast = Proadcast)

The Big Dumb Fun Show is America's largest growing radio proadcast!

by VenkmanKC January 5, 2009

prarie dogging

Verb- The contraction of the ass sphincter to prevent an enormous shit from ejecting from the anus. The contraction usually takes place when the turd is slightly popped out. This contraction causes the turd to return inside the anus. Analogous to the motions of a prarie dog (hence the name) that sticks its head out of the ground and goes back into it.

Man i have to shit so bad that i'm prarie dogging.

by BigWillyStyle August 24, 2004