Brain Print

A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.

Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!

by YAWA January 2, 2023

squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.

by Elena Mancini February 13, 2017

Fresh Prints

The red, hand-shaped mark left on your face right after you've been Will Smith'd.

Yo! Check out those fresh prints on Chris Rock's face!

by ThunderHorse90 July 1, 2022

out of print

When a piece of media stops being available, mostly because of copyright issues but sometimes because of obscurity or because reasons.

Out of print? Well, keep circulating the tapes!

by WhatcanIusethatisntalreadytake September 14, 2018

Pecker Prints

When someone asks to see or use your phone and they skank up your screen...

"Ewww, please wipe those pecker prints off my phone before you give it back."

by WillWordPower January 29, 2021

Print Payback

1. The act of writing and publishing a book wherein your ex is portrayed as the antagonist. Bonus points are given if the antagonist dies.

2. The act of publishing an article in a periodical that damages or destroys an ex's reputation.

C.S. Lewis' wife was a bitchy gold digger, but he got major print payback when he wrote her into his Narnia books as the White Witch.

Tony was a writer for the Herald, so it was only a matter of time before he got print payback on Danielle.

by HobieOneKenobi April 29, 2013

PRUNE PRINT

Much like a mushroom tattoo, a prune print would be when you slap someone across the face with your nut sack.

My bitch friend passed out on the couch at a party, so I gave him a prune print on his forehead and got it on video.

by PrunePrintLLC December 9, 2021