Optimus Primal

Optimus Primal, Maximize!
by MCbossboy21 December 08, 2023
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Primal Biscuit

1. A large fecal deposit that looks like it was produced by a dinosaur.

2. Scat made by a dinosaur.
1. „Wow dude, That’s a huge primal biscuit!“

2.“Here is a primal biscuit produced by a T-rex.“
by chicken_terminator June 25, 2022
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Primal Sesh.

A session of any sorts that is truly Prime. And;or of Primal nature. Ex: Primal session at botanical with dank tank and flower optimos
Primal sesh.: defined as a perfect place and timed full session of true dankie in a intimate unique moment.

Ex:
this is a primal location! Spark it up!

Dude hell yeah what a primal sesh at the garden what a prime cone to chief on the dome.
by NelsBdawg321 May 29, 2019
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Primal Peashooter

A plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which shoots out heavy primitive peas at Zombies which do good damage but has a chance to either knock them back or stun them in one shot.
"All you need is 3 Primal Peashooters and even 2 Gargantuars won't be able to resist its power to knock and stun them back!"
by Otheruser325 January 21, 2023
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primal conflict

The Coolest, most EPIC Dinosaur Content Creator of all time. Power to the PRIMAL.
"Primal Conflict just posted another video!"
"I know let's go watch it! I fricken love him!"
by Primal Conflict May 11, 2024
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Going Primal

Someone going clinically insane and acting in a way that makes a person think they have gone primal
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Primal dudfighting

An early human practice dating to as far back as 5000 bce. Primal dudfighting is when a group of early humans would collect their feces over time, and then be placed in a ring alongside each other to fight with it. Many of these early humans died of infections due to how unsanitary it really was.
Grank: me challenge you to dud fight!
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!

(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 27, 2025
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