Preston Pitbull

A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.

"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick

by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009

Preston

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is kind, funny, handsome, smart, caring. He values his friends and family over everything and would do just about anything for them. He can be goofy at times but he also knows when to be serious. Preston has gorgeous blue eyes, perfect lips for kissing, and the cutest dimples in his cheeks when he smiles. He also gives the best hugs and is a great cuddle buddy. When your with Preston you won’t wanna leave and if your away from him for more than one second your heart will ache for him. His big heart and outgoing personality makes him easy to fall for. If you find a Preston, don’t ever let him go..

Danggg is that a Preston? He’s such a great guy!

by PrestonsLove January 5, 2019

Prestige Worldwide

From the 2008 comedy film 'Stepbrothers' starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Ferrell and Reilly's characters create an "international global band" called Prestige Worldwide. The film and term have since gained a cult following

Let's make a band, but don't give it an ordinary name, it'll be called Prestige Worldwide

by BigDave853 September 5, 2013

preston

Preston is a guy with a good personality and eyes that will light up your world. He loves girls that are not so pretty in looks but pretty in personality. His hair is usually blond or brown. His personality is out going he is not like anybody you will ever meet. He treats his girl like she is evrything.

Preston is an amazing person. He makes me feel Like im the only girl that matters in the world.

by Prestonsbabe February 11, 2015

PESTPOOM

A restroom for peasants

Or in others words, your mom.

I gotta use the restroom

I’m sorry you can only use the pestpoom

Why’s that?
Cause you’re a idiot

by Blue shushie July 2, 2019

Prestonism

a religion based on this guy named preston-

we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.

psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.

prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.

we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!

dear preston,

i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.

by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021

Pestology

There are three rules to Pestology.
1. Fuck Sluts
2. Eat Chicken
3. Spend Money You Don't Have

Pestology- A philosophy that can only be perfected by Da Pest

by donkeypunchking June 16, 2010