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Praycation

1. Praying you find a Job before your Unemployment Benefits are Exhausted.

2. 1. The equivalent of being unemployed indefinably.
With the price of gas soaring, a staycation is what most Americans will experience during the summer of 2008

9.8% unemployment in 2009 Americans will experience a Praycation

Man, since I took that staycation, I really feel for all the guys who lost their jobs. On Extended Praycation.
by -MCG{A}-=*Audioflirt*=- October 12, 2009
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Poocation

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.
What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.
by Warchef March 9, 2010
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Premiation

Premiation is a synonymous of the word "award"
We are going to held the yearly premiation.

The premiation for the best artisst took place at the Fox Theater.
by 3philosopherss May 4, 2010
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pectation

Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.
I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!
by archimedest July 28, 2006
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loss of precision

after effects of the alcohol abuser, poor inability to 'censor', or 'control' ones' actions/spoken word with little 'reasonable' sensibility. -consequently careening straight into verbal or physical collision..........

DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!
dan scared the sorority girls when he climbed on top of the car at 65mph, they quickly became attuned to his lack of precision.

after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
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Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.
1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.
by Decattatom April 25, 2011
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Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.
I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.
by schmaniel November 6, 2011
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