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Parker Pressley

Parker Pressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.
Parker Pressley is kind of a dick but he's really cute.
by BatmanPressley September 16, 2017
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Rowan Presley

Irish blonde boy with messy hair. He looks like a girl but don't be fooled Oliver has seen his penis. Once was called a trap by a weaboo. He looks at yaoi in his free time and is rumored to like men and be a bottom. He turned someone gay in a wendy's. Well known in many discord communities for being annoying yet somewhat likable.
Person : Rowan are you a bottom?
Rowan Presley : yeah
by jacksonjakovski March 12, 2020
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Elvis Presley

Rediculous. Elvis Presley was clearly a man who loved his shoes. He valued the smartness of his blue ones so much that he'd prefer physical abuse, slander and destruction of his personal affects rather than risk scuffing his precious brushed leather footwear.
Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes because it's just not funny, ok? They were a gift from Hank Williams.
by Chris Land July 6, 2005
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Elvis Presley

The king of rock n’ roll. Possibly the greatest man who ever existed. One of my friends from school told me that her friend’s great grandmother was in a movie with this legend.
Elvis Presley is f**king lit!”
by MTVDude June 23, 2021
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presley

A person that has a secret small journal under there bed that has all there secrets and others in one and the journal is there exs journal that they were suppose to give to them for there birthday but didnt cause they broke up before that. THEY HAVE SEXY AF HAIR LIKE DAMN, and presley is a dude name too lolol
a presley has a journal under its bed
by britainhottie September 9, 2015
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Elvis Presley

by bob123456789987654321 August 8, 2009
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Elvis Presley

The man that got much credit and was named the "king of rock n roll" by society due to the fear of Chuck Berry's uprising as the pioneer of rock n' roll. People did not want African-Americans to have credit for anything important, therefore this action was taken.
Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" is one of rock's greatest innovations. Elvis Presley doesn't hold a candle.
by ACDCLEDZEPPEDLINRUSH December 30, 2010
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