Fake Paddy's Day

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.

Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!

by Jumpin' Jack Flash March 13, 2009

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The semen of an Irishman

"I've got a mouthful of Paddy Whiskey"

by Sunbabe July 28, 2007

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zip zap paddywhack

To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.

"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"

"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"

by KirkG February 21, 2008

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(1) An iron wagon with iron wheels that carried a cage filled with prisoners, or escaped slaves back in ante-bellum days. (2) A group of men who retrieved escaped slaves from the plantations in the South.

(1) A paddy roller drawn by draught horses was filled convicts on the way to a work assignment on the county highway.

(2) A paddy roller successfully caught Kunta Kinte as the runaway slave was securely manacled for the journey back to his master.

by Hugo Drax March 26, 2016

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Noun: Term of abuse for someone who feigns being Irish when convenient. E.g. An entirely British person who in 1994, on realising that England had not made it to the soccer World Cup, had no one to cheer for and found green blood in their veins for as long as Republic of Ireland were still in with a chance.

What happened to your England shirt, you plastic paddy?
No, I'm Irish. Honest.
On which side?
Err... both. My Mum's cousin's got an Irish setter and my Dad was conceived in the County Kilburn. Guinness spritzer with a dash of Baileys please barman, cheers. Bejazus!

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

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