potato

A female who breaks up with/cheats on/does not appreciate a nice guy.
Also known as: a bitch.

"Kim from the show Scrubs is such a controlling potato."

by Mel Cupcake March 3, 2008

potato

An annoying young girl who tries to hard to be different, popular, and pretty. She is always trying to get people to talk to her whether this is through myspace, aim, or text message. She is, the pure essence of what gets on your nerves.

Susan: Hey, you want to go hang out with Haley!?
Tiffany: No, shes a potato, all she does is edit photos on her computer.

by blehda June 30, 2008

potato

Gods holy toe-nail clippings left on earth for us to praise and to elect to president.

Potato is love, Potato is life

by glazed_donuts December 15, 2014

potato

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potato is potato

by douger66 May 13, 2014

potato

Another word for Bitch ass nigga, usually used in public places such as school and stores when you get fed up with ones shit

person 1: Brah .. this teacher is such a potato... moving me away from my niggas and shit
person 2: ikr

Person 1: That sweater looks awful on you
person 2: OML you potato!

by Alex_the_unicorn May 11, 2014

potato

asshole

john is such a potato

by bvb is life February 15, 2015

potato

It's the secret plant praised by the world.

Can't find it anywhere. If you find it potato runs fast.

by Alabama Joe February 6, 2012