Posh Harry

a covert name for masturbation, used commonly by posh people who eat crackers, cheese and chutney for brunch.

I tugged a Posh Harry out of the garden last night

by wilidehndfioollwilly November 29, 2011

Posh rosacea

Used to describe the red blotches that appear on the faces of the British upper class during times of stress or excitement.

Did you see the state of Prince Harry when Prince William got married? His face was covered in red blotches. Total posh rosacea.

by mckenz1e October 5, 2011

Posh Ghosted

When someone texts you back with excitement but then immediately ghosts you forever with no provocation in order to boost their ego

Example:
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hey!
Person 1: So how is Quebec?
...................................Dialogue Ended...
Person 1 thoughts: Damn I got posh ghosted

by Pyrrhic_revolt March 28, 2022

Posh Lips

A specific aesthetic profile of the lips widely observed in posh people, often pale pink and of medium volume. Typically posh lips are an unmistakable feature which once seen in someone it cannot be unseen. As it goes, you will know posh lips when you see posh lips.

That posh lipped cunt running the show better open a roller door, let some breeze in or it'll be on for young and old.
Or
Say what you will to me, so long as it's not coming from posh lips we good.

by Pretty sure that's what's up. January 7, 2021

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

posh tits

Small perky tits worn beneath a thin top. Almost looking down at you because theyre so posh.

ooh, check that skinny bit out with the post tits, id stick it in her

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

posh and becks

couple famed for suing websites who post comments about them

by Anonymous September 4, 2003