Its when the top of your roof hurts because you drank the revive and you got the revive by throwing lids at autistic Mr Clean
Mr autistic clean fuck me with that lid to fuck the top of my roof to on the molecular scale so I can eat that Porsche Monkey
by thepicklecat September 29, 2018
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The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.

Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.
Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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An overpriced VW Beetle (they were literally designed by the same guy) that just gets bigger every generation and has about three quintillion different model variants.
"Hey man I just bought a Volkswagen Beetle, for some reason people call it a Porsche 911"
by hjuugoo May 15, 2021
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Did you see that porsche monkey he just rode by in an S-Class Mercedes?
by Brandy You January 4, 2007
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To do something really badly whilst showing your extreme wealth
Mr Martin just Porsched that up
Your such a Porsche up
by Porschelad123 June 10, 2019
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quite possibly the biggest blemish on the Porsche name until the cayenne came out. it started life as a volkswagen coupe to be designed and built by porsche. VW ran out of money and porsche built it and slapped their name on it. It was powered by an engine from a volkswagen truck, was slow, and incredibly unreliable. The only people that think they're cool are the suckers that saw one for a grand on craigslist and bought it so they could tell all their friends that they just bought one of the fancy por-chees. Didn't become anything remotely resembly a decent car until Zuffenhausen got off their asses and built their own engines for it (ok, so they cut a 928 mill in half) and essentially reworked the entire rotten little beast. Most of the people that own them are white trash.
Gol-dang billy-ray, thar's one of dem fancy por-chees on craigslist!!! it says rightcher that its a "porsche 924s" . Imma buy it and put in the lawn next to the 79 camaro!!! hee haw! sis'll have to put out when she sees this!
by the mechanic October 23, 2008
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