porch monkey 

Some who is a lazy fuck

Damn porch monkey get off the fucking couch and take a walk.

porch monkey by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

Porch monkey 

A person willing to do basically any household chore, yard work, errands etc. for their local drug dealers in exchange for drugs.

Porch monkeys are some of the best ass kissing people you've ever met!

Porch monkey by Jinx Breece May 27, 2017

Porch Monkey 

A lazy person who sits on a porch all day and stares at their neighbors

Look at that fucking porch monkey neighbor of ours, all he does is look at us all day.

Porch Monkey by MUKUM January 6, 2009

porch monk 

Very religous member of the jigaboo race who follows the teachings of Islam. Can be seen every morning waking up from their 40 water hang over to face west and worship the nearest Cadillac dealership.

Porch Monk: Asamalama nekka ma brotha
Decent Human Being: Fuck you porch monk!!!!

porch monk by munchkinhatro December 31, 2006

Porch Beer 

When you don't feel justified paying 7.99 for a beer at a local bar, when you can buy the 6 pack and have 6 friends over for the same price, drinking beers on the front porch.

I wanted to go out, but my budget was tight so i called my pals and invited them over for porch Beers. First round is on me!

Porch Beer by Dev4522 July 31, 2009

Porch Monkey 

A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters

-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey

Porch Monkey by Dago Power September 9, 2010

Porch Monkey 

A lazy black man, who sits on his porch drinking and trading his food stamps for crack.

Damn porch monkeys, cant they just get a job!

Porch Monkey by Luvs2Spooge January 16, 2008