poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.

"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."

by Docta Greenthumb July 11, 2009

Poopface

The Ultimate insult, Similar to shithead but disses their face.

Verb. To be a poopface. Your a douchebag standardly, but in a nicer way.

Your boyfriend is a poopface, you should dump him.

by MC n. June 18, 2006

poopfartpee

A combination of poop, pee, and gas. Pretty self-explanitory. Also used in a sentence when the situation is getting awkward.

1. Dude, did you just poopfartpee? that is incredible
2. Adam:"hey man... i had sex with your sister"
Matt:"what the hell man"
Third friend:"poopfartpee man, dont worry about it"

by Mattypoo January 19, 2006

Poopfart

Poopfart is a universal noun. Poopfart can be a person, place, thing, thought, or idea. Poopfart as a person: Someone who is dirty, says dumb things, or maybe just your best friend. Poopfart as a place: Any place you are going, or even where you are. Poopfart as a thing: Anything that has mass and is an object. Poopfart as a thought or idea: Any idea from anyone that you think is perposterous, great, or meaningless. Poopfart is the new greatest noun, you can use it in anyway, and how ever you want, no one will ever be offended, and it makes you cut down on cursing.

Person: Hannah, you be such a poopfart!

Place: Hey, let's go uptown to poopfart! I love shopping at that place!
Thing: *stubs toe on object* What is that poopfart doing there!
Thought or Idea: I have a poopfart! OR That poopfart is dumb, marcel the shell could think of something better.

by Nae-nae Glitterheat April 30, 2011

poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

by Joetron September 6, 2009

Poofa

This is a term that refers to the big bulge that obese people have around their bladder area. It sometimes can look like two big balls of greasy fat. It must be lifted up when engaging in any type of sexual activity and can crush the partner if they are not carefull.

Daaaaamn that's a HUUUUGE BITCH. She has a nasty ass poofa dude. It's pertruding. fuck

by __trumpet__ April 22, 2009

poopface

Someone with a face that makes them look as though they've just ate some poop. This can be just a funny face that someone is putting on temporarily for laughs, or for some unfortunate folks, a permanent disfigurement from birth. This look is achieved by having the upper lip slightly brought up near the nose and almost puckered, the nostrils flared, and in servere cases the eyes are slightly squinted and the brow is furled.

Larry: By the face tom always makes, you'd think he'd just ate some poop.
Barry: No man, don't make fun of him, he was born with a poopface.
Larry: Oh, so he doesn't actually eat bad tasting food all the time, he was just born like that?
Barry: Exactly, they're looking for a cure.

by Stephen Q August 15, 2006