Poland, a country whose inhabitants claim it’s the best country in the world, if Poland is sooooo great, why is it since Poland joined the EU in 2004 experts believe anywhere between 500,000 to 2 million Polish people have left Poland with the majority moving to the UK?!?!? That tells me that there is something seriously wrong with Poland if so many people leave so quickly.
Contrary to popular belief, Polish or for that fact Eastern European women aren’t the most attractive in the world. They are no more or less attractive than those from West, North or Southern Europe.
Contrary to popular belief, Polish or for that fact Eastern European women aren’t the most attractive in the world. They are no more or less attractive than those from West, North or Southern Europe.
by KillGore1 August 27, 2007
Poland is best known for its range of smoked meats, cured fish and the booming trade of sexual minors.
Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.
Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.
The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.
Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.
Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.
Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.
Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.
The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.
Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.
Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.
A traditional Polish Joke:
POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!
POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first
A typical Polish Conversation:
Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.
POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!
POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first
A typical Polish Conversation:
Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.
by stewdog85 May 09, 2011
It somehow manages to survive, even tho France didnt want to help Poland because French people are too scared and fat americans were too busy eating eachother
-Ay bro i just visited Poland
-Whats that i forgot
-Co ty pierdolisz nie pamiętasz?
-Sorry i am a fat american
-fuck off
-Whats that i forgot
-Co ty pierdolisz nie pamiętasz?
-Sorry i am a fat american
-fuck off
by Bruh that's dank mate January 14, 2020
A country that must be entirely de-populated because most of them are working in England as plumbers, cleaners and prostitutes. In fact the pro's are damn hot.
I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.
National currency is the potato.
National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.
National language is English oops sorry polish.
I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.
National currency is the potato.
National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.
National language is English oops sorry polish.
Poland lady: Can you tell me where I can get a job?
English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?
Poland lady: ummm.
English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?
Poland lady: ummm.
by Jonboy211 November 28, 2007
by STFUNOOB1337 November 04, 2006
A country that seems to send most of it's population to Mansfield without any prior knowleage of English, and no useful skills whatsoever.
Inhabitants of Poland can often be found in the town centre, speaking bloody Polish and swearing at innocent old grannies who think we've been invaded.
Inhabitants of Poland can often be found in the town centre, speaking bloody Polish and swearing at innocent old grannies who think we've been invaded.
Polish person: blahdy blahdy vodnik splish.
English Chav(the first time they've had a use ever): Fuck off back to Poland you Dickhead.
Me: nice work, chav person.
English Chav(the first time they've had a use ever): Fuck off back to Poland you Dickhead.
Me: nice work, chav person.
by Vitolium July 26, 2006
Poland is the best country in europe u will ever find. Screw france and italy, go poland. U will find the best food and the best people there. The best way to spend your holidays is to go to poland.
by _polishgurl_ August 01, 2021