please send dudes

When you're in a fight and message you friend or partner

"Please send dudes"
"Don't you mean nudes?"
"No, I'm in a fight and I need more dudes."

by Willow Chair September 18, 2020

Please someone help

My asshole burns

Please someone help me I need help holy shit please

by User291844772726 December 3, 2019

Please explain

The iconic war-cry of Australia's most lauded political idiot, Pauline Hanson.

Interviewer: Are you xenophobic?
Hanson: Please explain.

by Kwayera March 8, 2009

Please Advise

Corporate Jargon for What The Fuck.

Dear jim,

I have not yet received the Alabama case files I asked you to Send.

Please Advise.
John

by notGandalf February 12, 2013

please kill me

something that someone says when they wanna die u feel

hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me

by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017

Please proceed governor

A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.

R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.

by President of Vice January 10, 2014

Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020