Loser Pissed

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you are no longer even pleasent to be around, to be so drunk that you are in all ways a complete loser, IE; breaking stuff, running around naked and peeing on things,as well as gratuitious screaming of loud completley nonsensical verbal diarrhea.
To be so loser pissed that friends spray you with glow stick fluid so that you can be watched all throughout the dark night to make sure you dont hurt yourself.

1: ok gang lets get loser pissed!
2:awww man is he/she loser pissed!

by hmmmmperhaps it is me October 23, 2005

who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.

Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"

by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007

piss-easy

Something that is very easy

"That exam I had this morning was piss easy."

by jisatsusha December 31, 2003

piss on your grave

"Piss on your grave" is what you tell someone when you greatly resent something they have said or done, assuring them that you will not forget it and have no respect for them.

"If you dare do that, I'll piss on your grave!"

by markxcool June 12, 2016

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

by J-Lima December 30, 2008

Piss Bum

One who has pissed himself repeatedly leaving rings like a tree and has no home.

The Fire Dept. has gone on the same piss bum six times today.

by Chankla Keating March 30, 2009

are you taking the piss

It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.

A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate

B: are you taking the piss!?

by Light skin goddess January 19, 2018