The Punchies

when someone catches a buzz and wants to destroy everything and everyone around him. a typical behavior of guidos/jocks/white men from the south.

My pa came home late last night from the bar and i could tell he had a bad case of The Punchies. he kept walking around the house looking for things to beat up

by cubensis420 December 26, 2009

Punchies

Punchies are the equivalent of munchies but instead of craving food you are craving a bong.

“Oi Jerry, you trynna sesh bro i got some punchies!”

by joshjharvey January 6, 2022

pinchin a high note

the act of holding in piss, while at the same time forcing air out of your anus, the resulting note is extremely high, due to the pressure involved.

made funnier by squinting eyes and holding breath

Farter: *squinting with breath held lets out a slow high pitched fart*

Fartee: AHHHH HA HA HA HA

by funzoooo April 25, 2005

helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

loaf-pinching

verb: taking a crap

Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?

by sloberinwife May 19, 2004

Piňche

Mexican slang word, not used or understood in South America or other regions where conventional Spanish is spoken. It is a vulgarity or curse word, used to lay emphasis on a good or bad situation. It is used as an amplifier word.

Piňche is a strong word with a meaning encapsulating all of the following: wretched, rotten, damnable, no-good, foul, dastardly, despicable, ugly, miserable, disgusting, contemptible, detestable, deplorable, nasty, filthy, etc.

Piňche has recently enjoyed a break-out among White and Black Americans, and is being more and more used in American slang.

When speaking of guy players who tricks a nice girl into a one-nighter:
"In and out like piňche vato!"

When speaking to a cook who blew the meal:
"You can keep your piňche frijoles."

When speaking of exceptionally hot weather:
"It's piňche calor out here hommie."

When speaking of a nasty hooker on the corner:
"That hoe is piňche caliente."

When speaking of a good plan that went horribly wrong:
"That was a piňche shebacle!"

by Cedric Chauncey Walcot Preston April 28, 2010

puro pinche

Puro pinche is Spanish for "pure fucking" often used to describe something
"Aye wei is there hot girls at the party?"
"Puro pinche fine ass bitches wei"

"Aye wei is there hot girls at the party?"
"Puro pinche fine ass bitches wei"

by 🔥Illest_addiction🔥 April 5, 2016