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mongolian piledriver

When a couple engage in anal sex, then as the male is reaching climax, he lifts the female into the piledriver wrestling position, then spiking her head into the bed. The male will then ejaculate on the females unconscious face before pinnning her for the 1-2-3.
I gave my bitch the mongolian piledriver last night, she was out for the count!
by GreatWhiteD March 5, 2015
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Green Piledriver

Before or after intcourse, you insert a spoon into a girls asshole, and scoop out the poop. Then you take avacadoes and make guacamole with the shit. Once you make it, one of you eats it and get into the piledriver position, and puke it onto a palatapus
Me and Jolene did a green piledriver last night.
by Command And Cocker June 16, 2010
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shanghai piledriver

When one takes a dump on a girl's vagina and procedes to shove their cock through the dookie and into the vagina.
by He who said it November 6, 2007
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Portland Piledriver

When a man shits on a woman's bare naked chest, rubs it around with his ass, wipes his dick in it, slaps the woman in the face with it, then makes her suck his dick
by Zach Clovis December 1, 2010
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Pot Head Piledriver

When you partake in smoking cannabis flower then in the same breath intake concentrate vapor and blow them out together.

(This excludes any form of cartridge, it must be dabs)
-Bro I just hit a crazy Pot Head Piledriver for 4/20.
Isn't that a wrestling move?
-That's what it feels like.
by topkushonly April 20, 2023
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Van Halen Piledriver

A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.
So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick
by GHSteve October 7, 2010
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über anal piledriver

a sexual position that is like the anal piledriver, except that the man massages the woman's G-spot with his fingers while fucking her in the ass; it is called the über anal piledriver because it goes above and beyond the anal piledriver (German über means above or super)
She absolutely loved it last night when I surprised her with the über anal piledriver, a move I learned while backpacking through Germany 2 years ago.
by Überschwanz December 13, 2008
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