Les-pining

When you hope that two same-sex characters in show or movie are together even though they have no evidence of being gay

I was watching twilight and I was totally les-pining over Bella and Alice

by Doubledmanx July 13, 2020

Puzzle Piecing

When a man and a woman have sexual intercourse via penis and vagina. Referenced from puzzle piece being called male and female parts.

I was puzzle piecing that girl last night.

by Heck Anus March 2, 2021

piping

to give oral intercourse to a male (where the penis is being compared to a pipe); or in common laymen terms: to give a blowjob!

Anne was piping me in the toilets; she's the only woman ever giving me a blowjob!

by Fukaface! November 12, 2010

nit pixing

Overly critical analysis of a software application's graphical, user interface, or GUI. Typically of the sort where the critic complains that graphical elements are a single pixel too wide, or misplaced by a single pixel.

The boss just finished nit pixing the dialog box that I wrote.

by Dave Newman June 27, 2006

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

preing

The most important thing done at university. Stands for pre-drinking. Important part of the night getting drunk on cheap alcohol so nights out are cheaper. Games such as ring of fire and beer pong may constitute preing. Must be done with mates, because drinking on your own is weird.

"Where are you preing tonight?"

"Going to Dave's. Might take the beer pong stuff"

by mike95195 March 28, 2015