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Piddle

Noun. A dry area of glitter that resembles a puddle, but is dry and full of glitter.
There’s a piddle here from where that glitter spilled out!
by Hooliganasm November 5, 2021
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piddle widdle

"Im going for a piddle widdle"
by T3PMD January 28, 2022
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Piddle

Like baby pee. Used for when others are so weak that they weaken the proper formed and spirited humans to their creepy ugly immature level by being present. An apathetic boring and weak attitude that doesn't shop or dress catlytically.
I was hung ho to finish a work out and design gymnast stirrup silverlake sandals, but then the piddle conformists showed up and I cried about being weak and ugly dressed to fit in with them.
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Piddled

Le instantaneous reaction that occurs when in the heaviest state of fright resulting in the smallest excretion bodily fluids
I did everything I can to get away I was cornered and once the beating commenced I piddled right when it started
by Zaddy Luar June 6, 2021
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Piddle Dickin’

The inefficient use of time to complete a job while others are also waiting on you.

See Also: Fiddle Fartin’
These directors are piddle dickin’ around while we have been lit for 3 hours and ready to shoot.
by HappySlappyGrip December 8, 2025
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Piddle

The act of taking a piss but stopping mid way through. Usually a technique used at night to make sure that the bathroom isnt being approached by anyone. Or you can just piss in the sink instead
I was taking a piss at 1 am but i had to cut it short into a piddle because i heard my mom walking up to the bathroom
by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025
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Tickle the Piddle

The act of jerking off, also known as a guy beating his meat.
Do you tickle the piddle often?
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