Kitty Pouch

The soft, puffy, cute little pouch a kitty snuggles up in waiting patiently to pounce on an unsuspecting monkey. The kitty pouch can be seen nestled near the bottom rear of a hot woman’s fine ass while slightly bent over often wearing thong underwear or a thong bikini.

Hottie: Does this pouch make my kitty look big?

Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...

by DunkMonkey May 20, 2008

Afro Pouch

Ball pubes

Look at the afro pouches on THAT guy!

by DrKooWillHateThisName November 29, 2009

Broccoli pouch

Something one puts their broccoli in

"Hey, I got a new broccoli pouch!"

by Beef and Beefcake February 20, 2015

chaos pouch

A peace of fabric worn around the hip or waist, in the form of a pouch, bag, or pocket. Not to be mistaken for a fanny pack or bum flap. Most pouches are made D.I.Y. witch stands for Do It Yourself. Usly only seen in the punk subculter. Pouches are used to hold things such as, switch blades, cigerret tabacco, cigerret rollers, ciggerret papers, razor blades, sewing kits, and squatting utiensils. Usly clipped on using spring action d-ring clips on d-rings or belt loops. Usly covered with studds, spikes, buttons and patchs.

"Sweet fanny pack"
"Fuck you its a choas pouch!"

"I've been homeless for like 3 months now and I live out of my chaos pouch, it holds every thing, camping silver wear, weed, and my D.I.Y. book on how to make your own beer, and do your own abortions."

by DaRaTt November 15, 2007

phucktarded

A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.

My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.

by Fara April 9, 2004

phuckaduck

When one entails knowledge of extreme audacity or any such information that is shocking.

"Did you hear about Toby? He had a gangbang with his sister, mother, AND 3 cousins last night."

"Phuckaduck!"

by Fanjita July 31, 2007

phoncert

When you call someone when you're at a concert, therefore transmitting the concert via phone. Phoncert.

Not to be confused with phig which is almost the same, but used at a gig.

I couldn't get time off work to see that band I like so my mate shared it with me via phoncert.

by craigy-j March 31, 2009