Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn

Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)

by sexcmincham May 21, 2021

pledge-o-phile

A fraternity or sorority member than preys on pledges for sexual favors, especially freshmen.

Bro, that frat boy is such a pledge-o-phile!

by Pharaca April 13, 2010

phwee

From the Card Captor Sakura English manga, "phwee" is the romanized version of the sound she makes ("Hoeeeeee..." {pronounced like ho-eeeee}). It's supposed to show surprise or confusion.

Tomoyo: Ah, spring! The time a man's fancy turns to love!
Sakura: Phwee?

by Yukita October 30, 2003

phire

a person that is like fire (i.e. hot, lively, unstoppable, bright)

i luv my phire, she's amazing!

by lucygoose August 18, 2006

phineas your ferb

An Indian-American sex act performed by a male stripper wearing nothing but an orange triangle on his erect penis. As, in which, the female hiering this professional, has exactly 104 seconds to pour in 2 pounds of maple syrup into his\her anus. And then, dipping in his delicious pancake penis, and then the related sibiling. (if no related being, there are indeed red headed sisters for sale) This mentioned sibiling will then scream wildly as sucking woman's green-dyed vaginal area.

Hey Rabi Beth! After the mosque would you mind hit'n me up a lil' and Phineas your Ferb?

Yea holmes. I just gotta confirm this 13 year old as A Jewish man and then I'll take em to go get some maple syrup! Ja' feel?

by MarianneKatAnnaForEva March 29, 2016

philepedo

The opposite of a pedophile. Perving/lusting after someone older than yourself.

'That boy is such a philepedo'

by Ange23 January 22, 2007

Daniel Phifer

A very gay boy who is a dick to everybody and loves to start shit. He is essentially a girl with a cock, but no balls

"wow, tom was totally Daniel Phifer-ing all over the place." "yeah i know, he kept asking everyone if they wanted to fight and he slapped chloe in the face."

by ChadZelinskiIsReallyCool November 21, 2011